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Nonsense Thoughts Competition: Round 1
Here are the submissions from the first week of the Nonsense Thoughts Competition. Please vote and give feedback in the comments or email me your vote. ALSO – submit (or re-submit) for Round 2! Remember: winners will be published in the Nonsense Thoughts book.
Nonsense Thought 44

I guess there’s no going back now…
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Nonsense Thought 43

But he is loved, adored, idolized! (doesn’t mean shit)
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Nonsense Thought 40
They are up to no good.
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Nonsense Thought 39
In general, I’d like to think I have control over my life (at least a little bit).
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Nonsense Thought 37
Someone get this kid a lawyer. These aliens are perverts.
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Nonsense Thought 36
and that’s why I watch them every day.
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Nonsense Thought 35
I just like when that happens, okay?
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Nonsense Thought 34

And that’s why he’s a racist…
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Nonsense Thought 33

Hey baby, why you keepin’ those genital warts all to yourself? Show me some love.
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Nonsense Thought 32

And you think guys are shallow?
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Nonsense Thought 29

You’ll be in my heart forever, bitch.
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Nonsense Thought 28

Track #1 – Agony and Despair, Track #2 – Life is beautiful.
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Nonsense Thought 27

And a toothless mouth full of soap at that!
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Nonsense Thought 26

It’s always last on the list.
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Nonsense Thought 23

It was the day the Hundred Acre Wood changed forever.
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