Rejected Submissions: Word

Outrageous literature submissions NOT accepted to the Nonsense Society!

“3 Haikus” submitted by Jaz on January 12, 2009

Baby-Back Rib-Eye
Taught me how to stapler
Strap me to nipple

Fully nude Hitler
Lives under big bodhi tree
Loves to try new things

Triptophan sleeper,
awakes to empty household
steals all the windows

“The Dream” submitted by Sarah on February 16, 2009

I had a dream last night.
I was abducted by aliens.
They took out my brain
And replaced it with a mouse.
Not a mouse brain,
Just a mouse.
We zipped about the galaxy
And then I woke up.
I could really go for some cheese.

“Grape” submitted by Fred on March 27, 2009

Dear Chris,

This is an experimental literature form that I am experimenting with. Basically I start off with a word and then write whatever comes to my mind next. The wonderful thing about this medium is that is teaches the author things about them that they never new. I strongly believe that the subconscious tells a lot. So here we go…

Grape
Banana
Food
Barbeque
Hot Sauce
Honey
Sweet
Fruit
Apple
Banana
Dildo

Shit. I’m gay.

“Heartache” submitted by Jessica on April 10, 2009

Thumpity Thumpity goes my heart
If only I had the courage to tell you
how I feel.

Listen to me please.
Stop turning away.
I wish you would stop texting your friends.

I want to ask you to the dance on Friday,
but I think you will say no.
My heart is a fragile lilly.

Thumpity Thumpity goes my heart
Kinda like that bunny from Bambi
What an awful movie.